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Funny Bible Questions about Noah

Q: How doe we know that Noah was good at hitting a baseball?
A: He only had a couple of fowls.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q: How do we know that Noah played baseball?
A: He had a good pitch.

Q: Why do we believe that Noah left the ark after his three sons?
A: He went forth from the ark.

Q: The ark had 3 stories but only one window to let in light.  How did Noah get light to the bottom 2 stories?
A: They used floodlights.